i can't breathe

When a cop kills a black guy for no fucking reason.

"Man you read the news tonight?"
"What happened?"
"Another I can't breathe, AGAIN."

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we can't stop

an annoying song made by a singer/random girl who somehow got a record deal. with no tune at all, it somehow manages to be super popular. It also happens to be the first single released from Miley Cyrus's new album "Bangerz"

Other Songs from Miley Cyrus include-
Party In The USA
See You Again
Best Of Both Worlds
Wrecking Ball

Katie: I just heard We Can't Stop by Miley Cyrus on the radio!

Eliza: Oh god, how did you survive?
Katie: I didn't, I'm a ghost.

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I can't handle

phrase that typically describes a situation that encompasses one or many of the following emotions:
1. a feeling of overwhelming intensity(usually sexual)
2. a recalled memory of grandeur
3. a moment of enormous success
4. a description of beauty or repulsiveness
5. a moment of great frustration(usually sexual)

"Russell Nelson.
Oh my God.
This guy, his triangle torso.
--
I can't handle..."

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I can't find it

-Expression
1. Often said when a women has excessive pubic hair.

2. An Expression used when somebody can not locate something.

Tim: Where did you hide that easter egg.
Lindsay: I hid it in the bush.
Arthur: I can't find it. You need to shave.
Tim: I cwutudidther!

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Because you can't

Something that you cannot do

Me: But dad fighting is fun
Dad: no it isn't
Me: But i want to, so can I please do it
Dad: No son
Me: Why not
Dad: Because you freaking can't CHILD
Me: I hate you
Dad: BECAUSE YOU CAN'T

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Wanna be a Fuckboy but can't

A guy who dying to lick the clit but can't cause he don't got the pull and is that doot.

Matt wanna be a Fuckboy but can't

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i can't be sure but....

A way of telling someone something tenderly, so as not to shock them or hurt their feelings. Best used when you are absolutely sure of something and you want to "drop a bomb" on someone. Can be used jokingly or sarcastically.

I can't be sure but....I think that was my grenade that killed you bro.

I can't be sure but....I don't think I used a condom last night.

I can't be sure but....I think I'm pregnant.

I can't be sure but....I think I have chlamydia.

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