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A lowkey sorta THICC oval headass girl with short hair and some pretty sexy looking toes
who is that weird girl over there ? oh that’s a joey
The human equivalent of a kangaroo. Got some brawn but no brain.
Person 1: ugh he's such a Joey
Person 2: I know right? look at those arms... but where's his brain?
Person 1: definitely between his legs. In the wrong head.
Joey is your pal.
Joey is your buddy
You: Where is everybody?
Me: Well, they're hanging out with Joey.
A soft drink named after the first boy who requested the beverage, a Joey is much like a Shirley Temple or a Roy Rogers, but instead of Ginger Ale or Coke it’s Dr Pepper with grenadine. Essentially it’s cherry soda with even more cherry syrup added in.
“And what would you like to drink, sir?”
“I’ll have a Joey”
“Sorry?”
“A Joey. It’s just a Shirley Temple but with Dr Pepper”
Joey:
An awesome -sister in law- who manages to pretend to like me EVERYDAY. That's a whole superpower on its own because I’m a handful x 2. ALWAYS extremely polite and smiley, A STRONG AND INDEPENDENT WOMAN who along with her sister, *SIDE NOTE* (you share clothes but have different styles, that's pretty impressive in my book, which means absolutely nothing and shouldn’t be used as a means of measurements but still) HAS 🔥 OUTFITS. A really cool human being, JOEY.
-Yasmeen, the yeetest sister in law of them all
-"She your sister-in-law?"
-"Not just my sister-in-law, that's my Joey right there, the best."
Any Random guy you find outside, usually in a store or supermarket like a 711. Loves to interrupt people and is a workaholic.
Wow, I just found a Joey at Walmart
A guy who will always stab you in the back no matter how much you give him. He doesn’t know what he wants and life and will do everything in his power to not work a minute. He is lazy and has a big ego that gets in his way. He is normally short and has a small dick.
Ew is that Joey? He’s a douche.