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Total snack! He love starbucks love harry potter. Type of guy who will always be by your side through thick an thin, he is caring,kind, and awesome at singing
Girl 1: hey did you hear that Jonah Marais is dating someone
Girl 2: yea sadly! She is a real lucky one
Girl 1: she better like starbucks and harry potter
Girl 2: just imagine if she didn’t
Girl 1: then he is gonna be single
When you scam someone really hard that they shit themselves.
Jonah: Let's have a knife fight mid.
Bridger: Okay.
Jonah: *uses a poison dart M249"
Bridger: Jonah Scammed
Pull a Jonah - When a person aces a test with little or no studying.
"I didn't study! I hope i pull a jonah!"
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Jonah and the Whale is when you are fucking a heavy-set woman -- at least 300 lbs -- in the ass on the banks of Folly Beach with a lubricated condom that slips off your member during your breach. Forty-eight hours later, while the woman shits out the two day reposit of fast food, she is horrified to find the condom in her greasy anal discharge swimming like the Biblical Jonah.
The preacher's sermon was boring so I took my fat girlfriend under the pew to demonstrate the story of Jonah and the Whale. She fully understood the parable when she shit out my Troj-enz Magnum Shared Pleasures® condom forty-eight hours later.
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The point of mental breakage, till the point you lose all of your dignity. And you jump off a bridge naked in front of your friends
Oh dude yea was doing the Jonah and my mom found out and now I'm grounded
Jonah Scott is a voice actor and twitch streamer, Best known for his role as legosi in Beastars.
Person 1: Hey you know Jonah Scott?
Person 2: Oh you mean the #1 voice actor and twitch streamer on the planet? Of course!