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An American pro football team that hovers around mediocrity for decades at a time, often pissing off Daniel Tosh and the rest of the fans.
Hey what's wrong with Daniel?
Oh nothing he's fine, he's just a Miami Dolphins' fan.
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Verb. A term used by tattoo artists to describe when a customer feels compelled to give a detailed explanation of the significance of the tattoo he or he is requesting. This compulsion is most likely inspired by the recent popularity of television programs such as "Miami Ink," "LA Ink," and "Tattoo Highway," which encourage guests to explain the meaning behind their tattoos. If you are the one getting the tattoo, you can Miami Ink someone, or you might have Miami Inked someone. As an artist, you can be Miami Inked or get Miami Inked.
1. Dude, that girl just Miami Inked me so hard about that dumbass feather tattoo I gave her.
2. Jimmy just got Miami Inked by the dude getting the Sailor Jerry flash.
3. I feel bad, I think I accidentally Miami Inked the tattoo artist a little when I was getting that rose on my ankle.
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when someone snorts a line of cocaine anytime of the day or night, to start off their day, night, or to get a second wind to a long day or night
Example 1)
Kirk had a long day, we should sit down to a Miami Breakfast, so he will be fresh for tonight.
Example2)
Dustin: Why is Mike so energized this morning, after a long night?
Brett: Oh, He had a Miami Breakfast first thing this morning.
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the act of removing one's shirt during a workout, and proceeding to run stretch or lift shirtless
"what do you think this is, miami beach?"-Julie Bailey
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when you shit in a person's mouth and duck tape it closed, often done when some ignorant babel is spoken
when i was at the bar, the discussion of politics came up, and her political views made me want to give her a miami muzzle.
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Eastern Conference Champions hated by most of the US because of one man. The Miami Heat made the NBA relevant again and got everyone watching a sport that had become boring to watch. The villain gave life to basketball again and we are thankful!!
I hate the Miami Heat because they are the best NBA team and everyone hates them!
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When you shit in your own hand, ball it up, and throw it at someone.
Man, I got so drunk at the party last night that I started throwing Miami Fastballs at everyone I could find.
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