player

A man, smart enough to play as the perfect guy whenever he wants, in order to get any girl he wants whenever he wants. The ultimate alfa male.

Last week this dude was sleeping with one of the hottest girls in school and now he's sleeping with another hottie, he's a total player.

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player

someone involved in organized crime

Don't bring non-players into the plan.

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Player

JB M and Corey B. are the definition of player. They get all the ladies

Hey Corey how do you spell player?

J B, how do you spell it JB?

C o r e y!

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Player

a. fire
b. a marajuana joint
c. a rain storm ( also see Loon:Song )

a. "RED'S Wrecker Service , went up in flames and you could smell the player 3 miles away"

b. "Man, Shit. Would you quit bogarting that player and pass the shit my way."

c. "My man skillet head said , theres a player coming our way"

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Master player

Holds, caresses and makes love to his guitar. Can play it with eyes closed, backwards and upside down. Plays woman just like his guitar. Strings them along like a beautiful song. That master musician is a real Lee Ferrington, makes that guitar scream.

Lee Ferrington is a great musician, a master player.

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Player layer

Noun: Extra layer of fat a man (or woman) has that keeps them warm during the cold weather.

I don’t need to wear extra layers this Christmas because of my player layer.

Rust player

Someone who’s never talked to a woman or seen the sun

“Hey have you seen John,he’s coming to the movies with us right?” “No,he’s a rust player”