Basketball Shit

Can be defined as a shit so large and dry it hurts. So satisfying afterwards though, like putting the winning ball through an (extremely slack afterwards) hoop.

Andrew: Man, my ass hurts. I just did a basketball shit.
Me: Maybe you should eat less fibre... and keep quiet about it ¬¬

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bad basketball

Is not right, or is not good. Fucked up.

That's bad basketball.

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Mailbox basketball

Basketball for midgets since midgets can dunk on a mailbox.

Look, the two midgets are playing mailbox basketball over there!

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basketball shorts

Also known as athletic shorts, shorts worn primarily by teenage boys and basic straight men who have no wardrobe. Likely paired with a tee shirt and name brand athletic shoes that are incredibly overpriced.

1) "Do you own anything other than basketball shorts?!"

"Yeah, I have sweatpants too!"

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basketball head

A man or woman with a very large head

I am gonna get drunk and fuck basketball head tonight.

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Basketball People

Basketball people
/ˈbɑ skɪtbɔ l ˈpi pl/noun
Often described as people that play basketball , or the type of people that chills around eating KFC ( Kentucky Fried Chicken) or watermelon. Typically known as "gangster", "public servants","ancient farming tools". Basketball people can be found playing basketball or at your local KFC. Often called Jamal or Tyrone

Jamal- "At night time I was invisible like a ghost and come from behind of people and scare them, my long height makes me more scarier as my knee grows at an extremely fast rate." I hate basketball people
Tyrone- " After dark I had the power to turn invisible but non-chocalate people always use a special word against me like "Nagger", "Watermelon muncher", Cool-Aid eater"

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basketball boys

probably the hottest guys you will ever meet.

look at those basketball boys

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