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when a simple 'rape' isn't enough to describe the extent of the rapage, when someone gets brutally multiple cock shafted and absolutely mercilessly fucked
"Holy shit, I bet $50 on Tennessee and they just got fucking bloody gangraped by 42 points jesus christ"
A sexual act that involves performing sodomy without lubrication until rectal bleeding occurs followed by performing oral stimulus on the blood dripping anus, thereby getting blood all over one's face. If the giver of oral stimulation has a beard it can be known as a Bloody Castro.
Craig: Chris Brown didn't just give Rihanna a black eye, he gave her a bloody chavez!
Deebo: What chu mean?
Craig: He tore that ass up then tossed her salad!
When you mess up your spelling and autocorrect thinks bloody elk is what you meant.
but you go with it. that's a Bloody Elk moment.
something mildly to very frustrating happens and all you can say is "Bloody Elk"
or a "Bloody Elk Moment" when you do something stupid that doesn't go great and you know well S*** that's a "bloody Elk Moment"
You need a pregnant woman, a "surgeon" and a willing consumer of the Bloody Export.
When a naked pregnant woman perfoms a handstand and spreads her legs showing the genital region.
The "surgeon" pours vodka inside of the pregnant woman's vagina, and then performs a coat hanger abortion whisking the vodka and the fetus until a smooth consistency.
The woman then stands with her vagina over the mouth of the consumer. The (lucky) consumer then consumes the whisked up remains of a fetus and vodka there by performing a bloody export.
I was worried about having a child with my house mate. But everything's ok. I performed a bloody export on her and got to be the lucky consumer of it.
Is when a person has to wipe up blood off the gym floor with his/her nipple
In order to contain chaos, Theresa suffered a bloody nipple at the annual party games
when your fornicating with a woman at your parents house and shes being too loud so you put a pillow over her face but then you decide to start punching the pillow...her muffled cries sound like "ooooh" as the pillow turns red.
man i totally gave my girlfriend a bloody casper last night...oooooh
noun; The timing of any sexual act with a woman who is menstruating.
Her: We cant have sex, I'm on my period.
Him: Sweet! I love Bloody Mondays
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Her: If you wanna fuck me without protection, it needs to be on a Bloody Monday.