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(n): One who has a mastery of the anus which allows them to "cut off" a poop, before they are finished. Very effective loaf cutters are able to slice a poop many times, in such a way that the finished product appears similar to a busted roll of pennies or a sliced banana.
z: "Don't you think q would wanna come here Pearl Jam?--they're coming on the radio in a couple of seconds."
x: "Yeah, he probably would, but he's on the can now, he said he really needs to poop."
z: "Yeah but he could get out here pretty quickly, he's a Grade A loaf cutter, he could just save the rest for later."
x: "You're thinking of v, aren't you?"
z: "Nah, q."
x: "It's on!! Are we going to get him or not?"
z: "Forget it, I'm probably thinking of v..."
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aka Sacred Order of the Stonecutters
The Stonecutters World Council included George HW Bush, Orville Redenbacher, and Mr. T.
Also, Homer Simpson is the chosen one, the leader of the Guild.
(basically, a pararody of the Stone Masons)
"who holds the electrict car"
"we do, we do"
- Verse of the stone cutters anthem
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Jeans and/or shorts (any bottoms, really) so tight they force the balls to split/go in opposite directions, so that it looks like you have two pockets full of change.
1. If John Stockton's shorts were any shorter, or any tigther, they'd be considered nut cutters.
2. Remember dat host-dude who wore neon shorts on Wild & Crazy Kids? Dem were some nut cutters, fo' real! It looked like he had about $20 worth of change in dem pockets!
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Very small shorts on a very shapley large butt
Dang,I know it's hot out here, but those booty cutters she's wear'n is killin me"
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After eating a huge meal and feeling sick, the best way to settle your stomach is if you smoke a fat joint or take a bong rip.
Shit that fried chicken, french fries, and ice cream made me feel like puking! Roll up a joint, I need a fuckin grease cutter!
Admit it Yolanda, the only reason you're not doing Regina is becaus she's a box cutter.
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A soft military cap also referred to as an overseas cap, fore-and-aft cap, or garrison cover. Term is derived from the wearer's head appearing to look like the tip of a penis.
"Formation will be at zero-seven; UOD is Charlies and Piss Cutters."
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