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Military Genius

A person who states factual evidence regarding the military

Malik is a military genius because he always states the facts.

by RiseoftheMalik April 27, 2017

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Armchair genius

A person, particularly in science academia, who *never* actually does any work, but loves to obnoxiously pontificate during meetings on a wide variety of topics, usually exposing the fact that they have no practical knowledge on any topic whatsoever. When it comes time to publish, they insist that they be included on the author list because they contributed "expertise" and "guidance". They butt into private work conversations, and immediately use the royal "we" to describe what "we" are doing on the project.

Such individuals are invariably total ass kissers to those in charge, which explains how they are often able to progress in academia despite knowing fuck all, and contributing nothing.

"The new graduate student is a total frickin' armchair genius. He's coming down the hall... quick, close the door and pretend we're not here before he tries to pretend he's in charge of the lab project we've been working on for the past five years."

by QuackaMole February 13, 2016


Youtube Genius

An individual that has been empowered by the instructional nature of YouTube DIY videos. Person now maintains the confidence of a master tradesman of the demonstrated skill set, but has not yet developed any actual skills.

Person 1: John told me he can do drywall, hardwood floors and is a certified brick layer.
Person 2: He works at a call center, he's nothing but a YouTube genius.

by Yuengling King December 24, 2013


Mindless Genius

Referring to a person or persons with bad taste in music or movies, that defends their positioning even against public scrutiny.

Stop being such a mindless genius, and just like things that are good!

by Buzzed Kill March 7, 2023


genius nonsense

Genius nonsense: A smart move from somebody who doesn’t know what they’re doing and luck has nothing to do with it. It just happens to be the right.

Your a “genius nonsense” when it comes to picking women. She’s a wolf in a sheep clothing…

by Maliit tt lalake yan October 28, 2021


barroom genius

Someone who has the gift of bull****. Usually is the one at the bar that pretends to be an expert on a subject after reading one newspaper article on it. Usually is thought of as a "genius" by the surrounding drunks, who don't know any better.

John: Hey, did you hear what Sam had to say on that subject last night at the bar??

Mike: Are you kidding? That idiot is a barroom genius. The only people dazzled by him are the drunk fools that don't know any better.

by GiGi9339 April 26, 2010


Lyrical Genius

Someone who can write lyrics that will make you have a different outlook on life and will make you see god through the lyric in question.

Spiccious:"I eat your bitch like my name is Hannibal."

Person who doesn't know what good music is: "Wow, that line was amazing he is a lyrical genius!"

by ángel March 26, 2018

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