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When you are making love in a working barn and suspect someone is watching, and a black cat jumps onto your back, initiating climax.
Tracy and I sneaked away from the bonfire and were doing it on a hay bale when normal sex became a Haunted Hayride. Now I hire escorts to throw cats on me while I masturbate.
dh slang basically meaning i just killed you and you are now never going to kill me back and i want you to think about it forever
dh p1: *gets downed*
dh p2: “ez last stomp last word for ___ let it haunt” *leaves game*
Taken from @supremedreams_1 (all credit given) it is used in a situation where you are being forced to go to or visit an undesirable place and literally have nothing else to say
Nurideen: bro let's go gets some mcnuggets
Bazi: no dude McDonald's is disgusting
Nurideen: bro I took you to dubai we have to go
Bazi: got me goin in this haunted house rn
A home or hangout for a noob (someone who sucks at a video game). These places include School, The Doctors, or someone who plays on a PS1 and gets a boner
HA! See Jerry over there, he's in that "NUB HAUNT".
I Play Rayman! For the PS1!
Elizabeth: Jane! I’m starting to get the haunted Jane: mountains? What’s that Elizabeth?
Elizabeth: My breasts, they’re finally developing.
Jane: Lol, why are you calling them the haunted mountains?
Elizabeth: I don’t know tbh... that what my mom calls them, lol. But... she’s kind of stuck in the 50’s
1/ A very typical haunted house, generally categorized by ghosts, moving shadows, creaky staircases, paintings with eyes that follow you around the room and suits of armor that follow you every time you turn around.
2/ A haunted house that while it may be scary, scares you with nice things, such as a ghost jumping out and saying,"you are a great person" or "i hope you have a great day"
friend 1) hey, did you go through the haunted house at the carnival?
friend 2) yeah, i mean i was really scared until the first guy jumped out at me.
friend 1) why's that?
friend 2)he was too nice, all he did was compliment my hair.
friend 1) what a hallmark haunted house.
A haunted playground is a woman's vagina after she's had an abortion. It's a dark and scary place where the ghost of an unborn child is doomed to haunt forever.
"Man I'm not fucking with her. She's got a haunted playground. I don't want no ghost baby grabbing my dick."