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A character generally only seen walking around behind the main action in an ensemble cast show, but who occasionally gets out of line and tries to be part of the main action. A term derived from the show Lost, which may be applied to any character or person who would be better off returning to his or her menial task (such as log carrying) and leaving the important work to the pros.
– “What were the names of those people on Lost who suddenly appeared for two crappy episodes and then got killed off right away?
- “I don’t know- they were log carriers! Who cares?”
When traveling with your wife and staying in a hotel, the man is not allowed to shit in the hotel room bathroom. This international law applies even if she is not in the room at the time the man does his bidness.
Marrie: Herbie, I came back from my spa appointment and was fouled by what I thought to be a crowd clearer. I did some deuce diligence to learn that you capped in our hotel room toilet.
Herbie: Sorry babe. I went to drop off my lobby log downstairs, but they were cleaning the lobby bathrooms. Couldn't hold after 3 cups of coffee.
A turd that has been left in an un-flushed toilet with no accompanying toilet paper.
I was at my sister's house and went to take a piss and saw a naked log left by one of her kids. I told her but, in typical fashion, she just blamed it on someone else's kid.
Alex dropped a lincoln log so hard that the plumbers had to come.
When someone is either on opposite side of positively intelligent spectrum or superficial,shallow.
-Ex.1-
Guy 1: So how is looking for a job going?Or did you decide to take up some other college?
Guy 2: Nah bro,don't you see? I work out! I'm gonna be so macho and get all the girls !
Guy 1: Oh man,I swear that since you've hit the gym,you've become hollow as log!
-Ex.2-
Guy 1:Woah,that chick looks so fine!
Guy 2:Don't even bother,I tried to lead some deeper conversation with her,but she is hollow as log.
Guy 1: I guess that means her hollowness is to be filled another way...if you know what I mean.
Guy 2: Hahaha , yeah,sadly she is that type of girl.
-Other Examples-
People from reality shows,gold diggers,people with beauty but no brain,people with no values or purpose,extremely judgemental people...
when you intentionally don’t flush your shit in someone else’s toilet
“it’s going to be so funny when tommy finds my lurkin’ log when he uses the bathroom next
Passing gas that has been filtered through unpassed human feces.
Oh my God. That wasn't just a fart, that must have been log air!
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