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A sexual innundo. Sometimes refered to as "The Ole' Martha Washington". Only the dirtiest of people tend to use it.
"I gave her the Ole' Martha Washington"
"I'm gong to Martha your Washington"
"I gave her the Martha Washington and then slipped her the chicken under the table"
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An unfair martha is when a guy shits on his female sex partner's chest and then tit fucks her with the shit.
"I really had to go, and she was dry anyway, so I just squatted over her and gave her an Unfair Martha."
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Failing in a situation when you have everything set up for you to succeed; requires an enormous amount of incompetence and stupidity. A legitimate epic fail; something that only happens to a complete moron. Refers to the 2010 Massachusetts senate race where Martha Coakley ran one of the worst campaigns and saw an almost default Democratic seat lost to a Republican.
Person 1: How did we lose to the JV team?! We're on the Varsity! We should have won by 50!
Person 2: Dude, I know. I was worried we might become an example of Going Martha Coakley.
Person 1: God, I feel like such a failure. We had everything we needed to win.
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2. Martha's Jacket.
What someone would scream at a transvestite when they are unsure if they are really a tranny or just a manly woman.
"Oh My God You are So Martha's Jacket"
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The woman in the group known as six idiots and 'them there'. She has played many roles in the film they made (Bill) and is the protagonist (and also the antagonist for a bit. Just watch it) in Yonderland. She also plays one of the ghosts in BBC ghosts and was in horrible histories.
She is rada trained (apparently) and is also an incredibly talented actress (apparently) and hot (apparently (not that I'd know anything about that hah...)).
Person 1: who played Cleopatra in horrible histories?
Person 2: Martha Howe-Douglas
Person 1: and who played the presenter, Sam in horrible histories?
Person 2: also Martha Howe-Douglas
Person 1: I refuse to believe that
A defication session so violent that it splatters the bowl in a decorative fashion.
As used in a sentence:
Do you have toilet brush, I just took a Martha Stewart in your bathroom.
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The misdirected rage generated by fans of a particular character when that character is killed off or replaced by someone else. Often the rage prevents them from giving a fair opinion of the new character. Originates from the BBC series Doctor Who, when fan favorite Rose Tyler was replaced with Martha Jones.
Example #1
“I hate Martha Jones so much!”
“Why?”
“Because she isn’t Rose Tyler!”
Example #2
“I hate Clara Oswin Oswald!”
“Why?”
“Because she isn’t Rory and Amy!”
“That’s the Martha Jones effect.”
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