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To use a vehicle that is most likely not yours to pass time by driving it on a random route. Usually stealing the vehicle is part of the joyride. Most joyrides involve some form of law-breaking such as speeding, wreckless endangerment etc.
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It's a meme for right winged person that they want to give a leftist a ride in a helicopter then throw them to their death
Someone needs to give Hillary a Helicopter ride
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When a man is fisting two separate people at the same time.
Chariot Riding: Last night these two dudes let me chariot ride them!
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Earning the right to ride in the trunk of someone's car. This is also the direct opposite of "riding bitch," where you are sitting center-backseat, sandwiched by your friends (aka: riding gay, riding whore) and also "riding shotgun," where you are sitting front passenger and live the good life. It is "trunk"'s responsibility for maintaining his own safety and accepting the fact that he may get hurt, while receiving additional personal space in situations where a small compact or sedan may have six or more total occupants. Complaining is assumed but is to be ignored by the driver in lieu of the verbal pact of the call.
Variations to "calling trunk" can include...well nothing, because normally it isn't an option and no one really fights for such a privilege as few have actually tried it to understand the advantages. Seniority rarely means anything when calling rifle.
Liza was riding rifle to chicken and rice because she didn't want to sit on Martin or Mike's lap as the 5th in the backseats..
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noun:
A girl you really want to fuck or have already fucked and are commenting on. This usually orientates itself around the condition of her booty but can also reference the relative tightness of her cooch as well. In rare cases the phrase can refer to her rack along with her booty and cooch as a statement on the entire package in bed.
Alternative definition: Noun: A really small car.
I would bang the shit out of that girl. She's a really tight ride.
Yesterday I fucked this girl and she was such a tight ride I almost couldn't get it in.
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The act of waking a woman up by violentely swinging your penis in her face in a counter-clockwise/clickwise circular motion, while screaming in your best Arnold Schwarzenegger impression "GET TO THE CHOPPA!"
After John gave Susan a Helicopter Ride he made her a portuguese breakfast and then she was off to work.
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Unlike position 69, only one person recieves sexual oral pleasure.
I am tired today, lets just ride 67
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