shit

poop

I just took a shit.

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the shit

A slang term used by an American soldier in the Vietnam War. Ment to be the action of a battle.

Shit Joker, you've never been in the shit.
~Full Metal Jacket

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NO SHIT

Ejaculative exclamation (NO SHIT !!) used to affirm the assertion that what was just told is the absolute fucking truth even though it totally sounds like utter bullshit.

REN: "Oh no! I'm completely out of shit. NO SHIT !!"
STIMPY: "NO SHIT?"
REN: "Shit no !! (I wouldn't shit my favorite turd.)"

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shit-in

Remaining in a bathroom stall until all other occupants of the bathroom leave, to avoid embarrassment of potentially loud shits.

I have diarrhea, but I don't have time for a shit-in with this guy.

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shit

jake paul

"have you heard of jake paul " other person said " you mean shit"

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shit

The Screaming-Skwits Shit:
The kind of shit that "skwits" out your ass like water in little lumps of crap at a rapid pace.

One of those awful days when you catch a stomach virus, you begin to shit uncontrolablly, and you end up spending the night in the bathroom; and to make matters worse, the virus was given to you by a close friend.

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shitful

something that just plain SUCKS. terrible and full of shit. describes a situation you would rather avoid, or a person who is full of B.S.

ex.1) person 1: my friend's mom is a psychopath. she beats her every night.

person 2: that's so freaking shitful.

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