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The greatest car ever made. A Maroon 1990 Dodge Dynasty that as "customized" by Chris Burns and Woody Fentress in the summer of 2000. It's trademarks were the fake shiny $19.99 Trak Auto Rims, the many dents on the bumpers from friends recklessly driving it, and of course the larger than life red decal letters on the back that christened its name. It unfortunately was wrecked, but went out in a blaze of glory on I-695N.
see also: "Silver Spring"
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The act of wearing items of clothing representing two different sports teams, typically of different sports, at the same time.
You're not going to wear that Blackhawks jersey with a Steelers cap today, are you? I can't be seen in public with you if you're going to be double sporting.
Shiny sweat from playing sports.
All this golfing out in the sun has got me sweating. I got that sports gloss. Dude, I'm leaking.....
There are two main catergories in this sport meatwhacking and schlong swinging; these are two phallus related sports created during the wales trip by the two tom's.
Meatwhacking involves the art of getting a "semi" and beating it against your chest until a nice whacking sound is produced. Originated in a welsh bedroom, in wales obviously
Schlong swinging is the act of rotating the schlong in a vigorous swirl of the hips it originated in a welsh bathroom, again in wales obviously.
Penile Sports in daily life
<THUMP>
oh I hear Tom's meatwhacking again...
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"Toms been a long time in the shower"
"It's all that Schlong Swinging hes been up to!"
The act of fucking. Aka a cardio workout in bed.
Tom: Hey girl, up for some bedroom sport tonight?
Scarlett: Hell yeah, crank the AC coz it’s gonna get sweaty!
Term used in game where your opponent winning the game by getting good RNG
I know im getting e-sported when his mons getting additional turn 3times in a row
A commonly seen dad that is obsessed with their child's athletic ability. These dads can become highly aggressive when their child does something wrong in a sport such as, "pitching the ball an inch too far
to the right." These dads are obviously living their life through their sons, just because THEY didn't make it to the pros.
It is very easy to spot these dads at any sport activity. He is the one that is yelling the loudest and saying phrases such as, "Bo', Ima' whoop ur ass when we get home!" Another way to pick these dads out is if their son is the star quarterback, the best pitcher and batter, the point guard, and has sudden bruises on them that you didn't see the day before.
Chad: "Dude, look at Kyle's leg." "He's got a bruise the size of Montana."
Ben: "Isn't he supposed to go to USC on a full scholarship?"
Mike: "Yeah, he's really good at baseball too"
(Everyone with rolling eyes): "Sports Dad"
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