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when something is so incredibly fucking stupid and shocking u are left speechless and fucking fuck says it all for u
“did u see brendon urie getting fingered in the kitchen?”
*sends pic*
“what in the actual fucking fuck is this”
Abbreviation- ALOL
It originated from the definition "Laughing out loud" or LOL (also written occasionally as "Lots of Laughs"), used as a brief acronym to denote great amusement in chat conversations.
Now, it is overused to the point where really nobody laughs out loud when they say it. In fact, they probably don't even give a shit about what you just wrote.
ALOL just emphasize the meaning of LOL but better. Actually laughing out loud.
Example #1:
Candice: its my first time and I loved it!
Candy Box: lol
Candice: I hope I can be like you one day!
Candy Box: ALOL
Candice: Why are you Actually Laughing Out Loud???
Example #2:
Jack Hammer: Dude what size are you? I'm a 4.
Six-Pack Muscle: ALOL
Jack Hammer: Whats so funny???
Six-Pack Muscle: You need double than that. ALOL
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NASA
NEVER ACTUALLY SENT ASTRONAUTS
Everybody know that NASA means never actually sent ASTRONAUTS
This is what you say when you life totally sucks cock.
Dave: "You've lost everything"
Me : ''Fuck my actual life!"
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▪ ▪ ▪An incurable mind virus unleashed by scientists in the 1970s▪ ▪ ▪▪ ▪ ▪An unprecedented social experiment involving every human mind▪ ▪ ▪▪ ▪ ▪An infamous psychological challenge that broke game theory
Rule 1: You are playing The Game.
You, along with everyone else in the world, always is, always has been,
and always will be playing The Game. Neither awareness nor consent is required to play.
Rule 2: Every time you think about The Game, you lose.
Loss is temporary; as soon as you forget about The Game you stop losing.
The objective of The Game is to forget that it exists. Good luck.
Rule 3: Loss of The Game must be announced.
Every time you think about The Game, and hence lose, you must say so.
This is the only rule that can be broken, but do you really need to cheat..?
"SON OF A BITCH I LOST 'THE GAME '!!!!!
Hey guess what?
What?
"THE GAME"!!!
!@#$%&*$#@!*&
The Game ACTUAL DEFINITION
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On November 28th, you can hug a furry even without participating in Beat A Furry Day.
Yoooo, today is Actually Hug A Furry Day! hugs
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Basically means “I would rather put myself in a very awkward position, then do the task that I said I was going to do but now do not want to do and actually did not want to do in the first place but chose to be nice and bow I’m thinking 1 million different possibilities of how to get out of it“ or “ I would rather die, Watch paint dry, or any other horrendous task then do this but I’m trying to be a good human being and be polite“
You: are you ready for brunch tomorrow?
person who doesn’t wanna be there: Oh, actually I can’t