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he is a character in the mandolorian a bounty hunter who is so cool the goat a cute little 50 year old yoda who looks like a baby and knows the force
the child aka baby yoda
visit more of my words and click like such as zebop ralamagamcham and dijon gorilla
A person that is passionate about classic Jeeps. Mark can usually be recognized as the guy wearing two shirts. Mark also wears boots like he is working on a ranch. Mark is also passionate about his job and is sometimes in charge of other people. This usually is not a good fit for Mark because he is a bad human and doesn't know how to treat his senior coworkers fairly.
Mark aka "bad human", you are so unfair!
My mom is amazing and i love her
hey have you seen My mom(aka Dawn)
yea shes nice
A sexual act that in order to achieve you must have large volumes of Jager. It involves three men, the third enters about 7 to 15 minutes in, it is a standing 69 and when both men are about to climax the dominate one yells jagerbomb and pile drives the other to the ground. Then the third man watches and takes in depth notes. You must be wearing glow in the dark condoms.
Twatwaffler: you wanna Baby Beav aka "The Lightsaber" tonight?
Turdburgler: yea sure sexy ;)
While standing on the edge of your bed with a hardon and your female partner is on a laying on the bed with her legs open. You then jump with your hands out and let out a large roar and attemtp to land inside of her.
Last night I attempted El Saltodetigre AKA The Tigerjump and broke my dick bone.
This is when an Ohio State student seduces a whore from the University of Michigan during rivalry week. The Ohio State student then takes the whore home where he proceeds to have intercourse with her. Approximately 1/2-3/4 of the way through the intercourse, the Ohio State student proceeds to shove a buckeye into the U of M whore's vagina. The Ohio State student yells something clever like "Fear the vest!" or "O-H!" and then leaves.
The Michigan Fuckeye aka The Tressel
"Dude, I totally Tresseled the shit out of that skank from Michigan last night. I think she had a nut allergy so I left an epipen on her desk."