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An Alabama Chugger is when fresh after killing a deer (doe or buck, depends on preference) the hunter peers in the kills arrousing dead eyes, deciding to partake in intercourse with the carcasse while it’s still warm and the juices are flowing.
Southern Daughter “Poppa now that finished huntin for the day are you gonna plow me like usual”
Father/Hunter “No darlin I’m ok tonight”
Daughter “Gee Poppa was the kill that satisfying?”
Father “No but the Alabama chugger afterwards was”
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When two partners, male and female, engage in intercourse while stretched across two chairs, while both are face-up. A person then lies underneath them, catching any discharge from either partner in their mouth. Fecal discharge is also optional in this act, as well as encouraged.
"Did you here about Casey, Reese, and Dylan last night?"
"Yeah man, I heard they did an Alabama Overpass!"
When a man is receiving oral sex and just as he is ejaculating tells the woman something shocking like "I have herpes." The woman chokes, forcing the semen through her nostrils. (Kind of like laughing while drinking milk). This can also be known as an Alaskan firedragon
I gave my girlfriend an Alabama firedragon last night, but she dumped me.
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A very small and quite boring little redneck town. There is a Wal-Mart...and that's about it. There is no movie theater or anything for at least 20 miles. Most kids on Friday and Saturday nights hang out in "town" where they sit in (or stand around) their cars and talk and probably do other less than legal things.
Hey man, you wanna hang out in town (Clanton, Alabama) tonight??
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A mythical sexual position made famous by Tim Meadow's character Leon Phelps in the SNL skit, The Laidies Man. The position is where the male stands over the female who is laying on her back with her hips and pelvis arched into the air. The male then holds his erection straight down while standing in an wide-legged open stance, only bending at the kness while thrusting into the female's vagina.
"If some bustop skank is lucky, I may even spring the "Alabama Crabdangle" on her..."
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The Alabama Shotgun occurs when a man removes a wad of chaw (I.e. Red Man, Levi Garrett, Beachnut) from his mouth during sexual intercourse unbeknownst to the woman. He then shoves said chaw up his own anus and bends over expelling all the chaw in his partner's face with a biblical scale fart.
"Murder is illegal so I gave that cheatin'-ass ho the Alabama shotgun instead... She'll never forget me!"
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When your girl is at the bottom of a very tall tree, spread eagle, waiting on you.
You climb to the top of the tree, naked. Jump off with your back facing the tree. As you're free-falling, you're jacking off and as your dick enters your girl you ejaculate and then plummet to your death.
Yo, did you hear about that guy jumping outta that tree?
Yeah man, didn't he give his girl the ol' alabama backscratcher?
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