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When a man uses egg yolkes as lubrication to butt fuck another man. Then flips him around to suck of the residue as breakfast.
Brunch? Nah, Im full from the alaskan omelet my daddy gave me this morning.
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An Alaskan Bullworm is a penile position where the erect shaft of the penis is held up against the stomach of the subject and the testicles are held by the free hand over the base of the shaft, with one testicle on either side of the shaft. the effect is a scene similar to the one in spongebob where the position's namesake, The Alaskan Bullworm, is charging out of it's tunnel. The worm is simulated by the penis and the tunnel simulated by the scrotum and testicles.
Bf: Hey babe look at my Alaskan Bullworm lmao\
Gf: I'm leaving you for your brother.
Bf:
Gf:
Bf: This is pretty cool tho amirite
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alaskan pipeline is the act of crapping into a condom, putting it into the freezer and than using it like a dildo
alex p: hey alex, we're still going to use the alaskan pipeline i made last night, right
alex r: hell yeah we are, ALASKAN PIPELINES ROCK
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When you do donuts in a Mcdonald's Parking lot in a Blizzard while your mate is having sex in the backseat.
Woah dude, its like totally snowing out, on break wanna drive so then i can try the Alaskan Rodeo???
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After performing fellatio, the woman proceeds with/without consent of the man to make-out with him, with the semen in still in her mouth of course... This usually also involves an intense mint for a chilling sensation.
Man 1: So my this bitch blew me the other day, it was awesome until...
Man 2: Until what?
Man 1: Until she gave me a nasty Alaskan mouthwash, there was so much of my own jizz in my mouth. It tasted nasty as fuck.
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The act of fucking a bitch in the ass, then pulling your toothbrush out of your pocket, pulling your shlong out of her ass, then stick the toothbrush up her loose ass, gathering some shit off her ring hole, ejaculating on the shit which lays slagging on the brush, then making her brush her teeth with it.
I still have the taste of my own shit in my mouth from the Alaskan Toothbrush Mitch gave me last night!
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-Marcela was the founder of an Alaskan penguin farm in Alaska.
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