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Almosting

Spending time procrastinating and not doing much

Hey, what's up?

Not much, just almosting

by Word Spit June 24, 2024


almost all nighter

Staying up for almost all night, usually to about 5:00am. A teenage (age 12- 14) form of an all nighter that is cut short, as to not be caught by your parents.

Geek1: What happened? You just logged off in the middle of the quest in the MMO!

Geek2: Sorry, but I was pulling an almost all nighter. If my parents saw me I'd be dead right now.

Geek1: Sux2bu

by JohnJacobJingleHimer Schmit June 20, 2008


Almost Done

Only just half of something done.

"I'm almost done!" *procrastinates*

by OTMGirls February 4, 2023


tits were almost in my face

If you know you know it’s the classic saying

Dude her tits were almost in my face

by RonJon69420 April 7, 2021


It's almost a year

I feel like this year is going to drain my energy like never before. I feel sooo tired. I only have time to check UD early in the morning.. I don't have time to check and find out which accounts are yours anymore, so many. If you want to let me know something, then just use 2 accounts or so. I am not able to catch up.. This is the truth. I won't be able to find those posts and read them. Your messages won't be sent to me to know. I won't know your feelings and thinkings.

I want everything to be plain and simple. I don't play mind games. It does not matter if it is my imagination or straight talks, they are my true feelings and true thoughts, like right now, at this minute when I type this.

2-12, 2-15, 3-15

Remember when I did not know about UD. I wrote my status on wa. It was instant. The messages I wanted you to know got sent to you immediately. Downside of it is that I can't save those statuses like when I write like this on UD.. Years after you still can come back and read again.. I miss texting you. I wish you didn't stop texting me last year in March..

It's almost a year..
by The Gardener in Fairy Tales February 09, 2022

by Time Capsule💊 April 19, 2023


I almost said bless you

something you say when somebody coughs or burps and you go to say "bless you" but then realize what you're about to do and stop yourself

person a: *coughs*
person b: bl- haha I almost said bless you

by charlie_draws_cats August 30, 2022


almost friday

A term used to show excitement for the last day of the work week and a round-up of things that occurred so far.

This text is typically accompanied by an image carousel of people doing entertaining things with “Almost Friday” in a Lobster font somewhere in the image.

This was started by a comedy podcast of the same name but grew to have personalized Almost Friday accounts to schools, sports teams, and more.

“Oh my god, I made the almost friday page!”
“Dude, is that your ass???”

by so.outrageous March 15, 2024