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A person who's an alpha chad and gets all the girls, then hardcore simps for them.
Dude got all the grills, then puts hoes before bros. He's actually an alpha simp.
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Alpha Log is the dude that ends up sleeping on your couch for 3 weeks.
Dude's an Alpha Log ; he hijacked our couch and wouldn't leave.
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The number one pledge in a pledge class
Wow, Sam cleaned the entire house and washed the dishes. He is definitely the alpha pledge
Displaying an excellent example of service, leadership, and character. Alpha-tude stickers are passed out exclusively by Alpha Club members.
“Ryan is showing great alpha-tude this week.”
Where the alpha male rests his head... or participates in other nocturnal activities
"I'm gonna take her back to my alpha-bed for some sexy-time and put her in a cab in the mornin'"
An ancient remedy which cures all female ailments, Its a very special art which can only be performed by a True Alpha (A Large Male Usually taller than 6ft 5), it comprises of a large boner being
inserted into a females vagina followed by a large amount of "Remedy" which is injected deep into the pussy. Variations of this can also be performed in the mouth, or in the arse, but if performed to shallow, will not be as effective. Wasted remedy can be perfomed between the tits, under the arm, in the hand, between the feet, behind the knee, and in the hair of the female.
"Hey Sarah, I can cure that with an Alpha Injection"
"Why go to the DR when my Alpha Injection will cure that"
"Ive been saving some hardcore remedy for your next Alpha Injection"
The most athletic, handsome, intelligent sex beast who just happens to have a micropenis.
Son: Wow look at that guy he's getting with so many girls!
Dad: Well obviously son, thats Alpha Dugan! He's a beast!
Son: Wow! Dad, when I grow up can I be like Alpha Dugan?
Dad: No.