closet fatty

A thin person who exhibits traits that are normally found exclusively in fatties, however due to compulsive exercise or a fast metabolic system is not one him/herself.

Such traits include but are not limited to:

Eating like there's no tomorrow
Sucking dick/pussy better than a Hoover
Fucking for validation
Wearing party hats

Matt eats 6 supersized junk food meals a day, he is such a closet fatty.

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fatty boombalatty

a man or woman of the obese type, pear-shape even. Must possess the ability to store objects in between the layers of skin known as rolls.

"Did you see that fatty boombalatty! She just finished off every value meal at McDonalds and stored the extra in her rolls!"

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Fatty Pumba

Meaning the same as Fatty Bumba, but for the younger generation. Based on Pumba from The Lion King

If you keep eating cookies you'll be a fatty pumba!

fatty gaga

one sexy over larged man who dresses up like lady gaga to become an internet sensation.

fatty gaga makes funny videos on youtube. fatty gaga is a sexy man who makes me laugh.

Fatty Pour

A heavy handed pour of wine.

Judy had a long, shitty day and desperately needed a Fatty Pour of Cabernet.

fatty rips

A single or multiplayer game, which consists of trying to take the most massive bong rips imaginable. Everyone wins.

Last night my bro and I played fatty rips and got mad blazed.

fatty rape

when a fat guy rapes a fit as fuck girl and she says go fatty go 1-3 months later the girl will kill the fatty then kill herself

jack Remember the girl that got fatty raped.

timmy..................(timmy cant say anything because he is constipated.

billy fucin ell dat was fucked up fam billy said not knowing that he ha just snorted 10 kg of coke.