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Punt

When a girl gives you an obvious hint that she would like to have sex, makeout, give her cell number, etc.. You have a chance to score but you fuck up and accidently 'punt' your chance away.

Orlando: She told me she hasn't had sex in a long time, so i texted her 'I'm sorry to hear that'.

Ricky: You should play for the Oakland Raiders you just punted your chance.

by rickya209 May 16, 2014

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punt

to ditch or blow off.

Jesus Christ, I can't believe my best friend punted me!

by Kat October 23, 2004

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punt

Pundit, as in a Brain. Very knowledgable.

That guy's an UNIX punt!

by ubiquitous punt September 15, 2003

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Google Punting

A strategy used to conceal ignorance in a debate when unable to answer a question by deferring to a Google search as "proof" that a good answer exists.

Google Punting is an intellectually lazy way out of an argument. In essence, it is an admission of defeat by saying "I don't know, and I'm unable to put together an intelligent argument, but someone else probably could. Plus, this is great because I'm forcing you to do all the work, while implying that you're the lazy one (not me) because you couldn't look it up yourself. And, if you're stupid enough to do it, it's even better because if you find something that disproves my point I can counter with 'hey, I didn't say that', or 'you're just cherry-picking' *and* send you back searching for the 'real' answer".

by FigurinOutLife September 30, 2012

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muff punt

when you quarterback snick a girls ass hole

My girl is pissed at me because I muff punted her last night

by calus clintiondicks January 21, 2019


Cunt Punt

To prevent a straight male friend from getting laid. To remove his chances of vaginal intercourse from the playing field.

Adrian was pass out drunk while I was flirting with Karen and threw up on my bed, that guy is such such a cunt punter.

by Homoerectus420 January 31, 2018


Cunt Punt

When a person of the female gender steps out of line and needs to be put in her place. It may take a swift kick to the crotch.

Rhone, your way out of line . Shut your big mouth or I'm going to cunt punt you.

by Shayna16 December 21, 2020