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a virus which poor assholes use because they are god damn idiots which have no life, also called AOS America on SHIT!!!
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"My Boss is an AOL"
"AOL hides its true meaning, it isn't America On Line, its Autocratic Oppressive Lurer"
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Another reason why the internet is full of fail.
Welcome to AOL have fun doing less than you could do on IE.
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America Online.
One of the largest and most popular internet service providers, simply owing to the advertising barrage they've committed to since the September That Never Ended started.
They have a reputation for having bad customer service, even worse users, and downright horrible connection lag on their dialup, complete with a proprietary bloatiferous client. Those that want off have a hard time getting off due to the fact that they won't forward your email.
From a commercial: "A friend of mine told me I should try America Online. 'Why?' I asked. 'I already have a computer!'"
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The greatest new thing around 199x to 2002 until everyone discovered DSL and Cable became cheaper. AOL dialup is extremely bad, I always got disconnected, the program is so cluttered, they are annoying, their antivirus stuff are annoying, the staff is annoying. I wanted to cancel my membership and wouldn't even let me, instead they ask me questions and then giving me another free month. I just want to freaking leave!
Me: Hi I would like to remove my account.
AOL Personnel: Was there something wrong with our service? We would be happy to provide you another free month of AOL.
Me: No, I just don't find the need to use it.
AOL Personnel: In fact we have many offers to give out for free. Our software helps protect your web browsing experience and your computer from unknown viruses and malware.
Me: I understand that, but I just don't want to use AOL anymore, I found something different.
AOL Personnel: Would you like us to join your new internet provider with our software? We are able to partner up with many internet providers.
Me: No, I would just like to leave, thank you.
AOL Personnel: Are you sure? Because--
Me: *Hangs up*
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the shittiest disgrace of an internet you can buy. it is so slow you can go make a sandwhich, pee, and prob have sex before the webpage opens =P the only way to get it too be slightly fast is to have aol PLUS some cable thing. but why pay $30 a month so people can make fun of you becuz you have aol? aol is so desperate that they send you a disk like every week practically begging you to join. well aol can kiss my ass =P thanks for all the free dog toys you've given me these past years =)
my doggie luna luvs to chew on aol disks. it warms my heart seeing her so happy =)
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A now defunct website for old people that don't know how to use a computer and hunt and peck when typing. They are susceptible to spyware and crashing their computer daily and have no idea what they are doing.
Hey I need to go to walmart.com, I guess I'll go to AOL first to search for the website instead of typing walmart.com in the address bar.
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