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A guy that no matter how many women love him, no matter how pretty he is, no matter how many over-the-hill milfs he dates, will Never be able to act.
No ladies, we don't hate him because we're jealous. We hate him because he's a no-talent dumbass and we're sick of it. Y'know, the same reason you all hate Pamela Anderson.
Did you hear about the movie Cameron Crowe was set to direct, starring Kirsten Dunst? They gave Ashton an audition and he was so bad they never called him back. Absolutely true story, look it up yourself.
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An untalented acting monkey, who to some people is actually funny. He has made millions of dollars pulling dumbass, tasteless jokes on celebrities, while simultaneously have either A) having massive ADHD attacks or B) having large seizures. Both performed on a stool.
Child: Mommy, what's wrong with that monkey on the TV?
Mother: He's Ashton Kutcher. And I don't know, Billy. I don't know.
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You can find this creature lurking around ditches and dirty swomps on the side of highways and rural range roads. Surprisingly enough if you encounter this sloth like troll you will most likely receive a decent rim job followed by and average young dart.
Bro I was walking home from the bar and ran into Kim Ashton crawling out of the ditch. Ate my assignment for an hour!
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The best couple that is everyone is jealous of. Made up of
Emily who has the most beautiful eyes- once you see them, you're trapped. She is always hiding what she really feels, and puts on a happy face. She can get very crazy sometimes and be the life of the party. Emilys are the cutest, nicest, most interesting, most gorgeous species known. She is exciting, adventurous, and outgoing. She might make some bad decisions, but she learns. Emilys are very rare, so if you catch one- hold on to her!
Ashton The most sexiest, awesome person alive. The best friend you could ever ask for
And The best kind of guy in the world. He's sweet, kind and takes very good care of his loved ones. He's handsome, sexy, and very charming, and is craved by the hottest girls he is An amzing boy, who always knows how to make you feel your best.
They r best friends too he is her 🐧 and she is his 🐔 lol
I wish I could be Ashton's girlfriend
I wish I could be Emily's boyfriend
Look at that couple they aren't as good as Emily and Ashton
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AKA asston. he is racist and enjoys saying the n word on the daily, which his girlfriend Mackenzie Ziegler defends him for doing. Nobody likes him and he is a clout chaser.
Hey do you know who’s a clout chaser?
ashton arbarb, mackenzie ziegler’s boyfriend who is a clout chaser
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Ashton Ward doesn’t come in much variety. He’s either slightly retarded or fully retarded. He usually watches gay tentacle hentai and is known in the group as the weeb. Ashton also likes to do fortnite dances and eveyone gets angry at him for trying to hard in any video game.
Stop watching that gay shit your being an ashton Ward
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the most overrated actor right now. he tries so hard to be funny but it's embarrassing how but he is when he tries. it's highly doubtful he ever took acting school.
oh look, ashton kutcher is making an ass of himself on punk'd again.
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