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Asshat Trick

A term pertaining to hockey. Specifically, when a goalie incompetently allows three or more consecutive goals to be scored in a single game.

Marc-Andre Fleury allowed three poorly executed shots to pass into the net during the most recent game against the Flyers, earning an asshat trick.

by EC Oracle January 8, 2010

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asshat

Someone who is so foolish that they talk with thier head up thier ass, making them an asshat

You are an asshat

Andy Milonakis:*on his show* Stop calling here asshat!

by DizzyLizzy January 24, 2007

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asshat

A hat, with a fireman's type of face shield, which protects you from coming into contact with "ass particles" from a third party.

The genesis coming from a story told by an lady who was angry that her partner was cheating. In order to get back at him, she cheated as well, and during that session performed massive amounts of annalingus. Afterwards her partner asked her if she wanted to take a shower before returning home. She said no. He then remarked, "well what if your boyfriend tries to kiss you when you get home." To which she replied...."who cares!"

If her boyfriend had his asshat on, he would be safe.

"That girl is so dirty, I wouldn't touch her without my asshat on....."

"She was so nasty, even an asshat wouldn't protect you."

by G. Shanberg February 8, 2008

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asshat adam

A guy of the age of 18 who was one of my many boyfriends. He broke up with me for another girl. Known to his friends as asshat adam. He is an ass to me every day now.

Adam was being very asshat(ic) to me today.

by ItWasMeWhoDidThis July 30, 2004

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asshat boss

A manager/boss, typically a newcomer to an organization, who takes pleasure in juggling staff without regard for their skills or interests.

Within weeks of being hired, Mr. Lopez showed everyone what an asshat boss he was by arbitrarily making Julio, the janitor, trade positions with Mr. Webster, the physics professor.

by TexasToaster March 16, 2016

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24 carat asshat

A privileged, wealthy or born into wealth person who exudes an air of obscene and arrogant superiority while demonstrating their true and laughable ignorance as an A1, top-of-the-heap asshat.

Heir to the family fortune, his status as a 24 carat asshat is easily recognized by all who come in contact with him.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 16, 2017


judgemental croutonsatanal asshat

someone who judges without knowing anything about it.

or denoting an attitude in which judgments about other people's conduct are made
A jerk

guy: your music sucks

girl: why you're nothing but a judgemental croutonsatanal asshat

by Wolfie SiriusBlack February 13, 2015