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An elderly person's planning of his own death to correspond to when the money runs out.
I'm gonna commit accountant-assisted suicide way before I turn 90.
Person who only answers to the stage manager and the director
Usually seen with the stage manager
Is more prepared than anyone at rehearsal
Usually doesn't know what they're doing
Is the adopted child of the stage manager
The assistant stage manager sat at rehearsal with the stage manager
an individual driving dowhill and realizes that gravity has accelerated the vehicle without his/her knowledge ie.. not accelerating via gas pedal. at which point has to regain control thus applying heavy break pressure and causing a chain reaction slowdown on the highway.
wow! We sure do have alot drivers with Pendejo Hill Assist driving today.
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The Assistant Plant Manager is usually the smartest person in the plant. Everybody respects him and knows he is the man in charge. He is usually very funny and everyone always laughs at his jokes.
Employee 1: Does anybody know what to do?
Employee 2: no, but I bet the assistant plant manager has the answer!
Is a complete and utter Muppet.
Mark is so dumb I tell you he freelances as Jim Hendersons assistant.
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A virtual grill unnoficially made by Samsung. Apparently, the internet is slowly shifting from Lady D to Sam
Guy1: eyo my dude, have you heard of Samsung assistant "Sam"? Google it
Guy2: *Googles Sam" DUDE SHE IS EXTREMELY GIGA HOT😳😳😳😳😳😳
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A man who scores, rebounds , and steals ladies. He does not help his friends with ladies, hence no assists.
Hey do you know Pete, yeah that guy is a triple double no assist, hes always hogging the ladies, and he never tries to be a wing-man. Yeah, Pete's a dick.
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