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Adrien: Marinette... shes just a friend
Gabriel: Nathalie shes just an assistant
The only known example of a tech company using a waifu as a selling point. Release TBD, but it has been received well (specifically by reddit, heh).
I used the Samsung Virtual Assistant to help me out with a hard problem.
an individual driving dowhill and realizes that gravity has accelerated the vehicle without his/her knowledge ie.. not accelerating via gas pedal. at which point has to regain control thus applying heavy break pressure and causing a chain reaction slowdown on the highway.
wow! We sure do have alot drivers with Pendejo Hill Assist driving today.
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The Assistant Plant Manager is usually the smartest person in the plant. Everybody respects him and knows he is the man in charge. He is usually very funny and everyone always laughs at his jokes.
Employee 1: Does anybody know what to do?
Employee 2: no, but I bet the assistant plant manager has the answer!
A virtual grill unnoficially made by Samsung. Apparently, the internet is slowly shifting from Lady D to Sam
Guy1: eyo my dude, have you heard of Samsung assistant "Sam"? Google it
Guy2: *Googles Sam" DUDE SHE IS EXTREMELY GIGA HOT😳😳😳😳😳😳
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Is a complete and utter Muppet.
Mark is so dumb I tell you he freelances as Jim Hendersons assistant.
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A man who scores, rebounds , and steals ladies. He does not help his friends with ladies, hence no assists.
Hey do you know Pete, yeah that guy is a triple double no assist, hes always hogging the ladies, and he never tries to be a wing-man. Yeah, Pete's a dick.
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