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An elderly person's planning of his own death to correspond to when the money runs out.
I'm gonna commit accountant-assisted suicide way before I turn 90.
(noun) In a photography critique, one participant comes to the aid of a classmate/friend whom is faced with criticism on the composition of one or more of their images. The aide offers a bit of commentary which seems to suggest a deep meaning in the body of work, in order to distract the other participants.
Student 1: The composition in this image is terrible. You cut the person's head off, and the image is underexposed.
Student 2: I have to disagree with you. It is obvious that the photographer was making a conscious effort. The lack of the person's head speaks to their character, as they are afraid to reveal the truth. This person is keeping a secret, and may also be acting as a reflection of the photographer, whom is trying to show how they themselves are lost and cannot stand up confident. The underexposure compliments this virtue, and also adds to the idea that we are all underexposed, and that in order to fully show ourselves, we have to be subjected to public opinion and in some cases, distaste.
Student 3 (quietly to Student 2) : Wow you really saved my ass with that fine art assist!
an individual driving dowhill and realizes that gravity has accelerated the vehicle without his/her knowledge ie.. not accelerating via gas pedal. at which point has to regain control thus applying heavy break pressure and causing a chain reaction slowdown on the highway.
wow! We sure do have alot drivers with Pendejo Hill Assist driving today.
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The Assistant Plant Manager is usually the smartest person in the plant. Everybody respects him and knows he is the man in charge. He is usually very funny and everyone always laughs at his jokes.
Employee 1: Does anybody know what to do?
Employee 2: no, but I bet the assistant plant manager has the answer!
A virtual grill unnoficially made by Samsung. Apparently, the internet is slowly shifting from Lady D to Sam
Guy1: eyo my dude, have you heard of Samsung assistant "Sam"? Google it
Guy2: *Googles Sam" DUDE SHE IS EXTREMELY GIGA HOT😳😳😳😳😳😳
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Is a complete and utter Muppet.
Mark is so dumb I tell you he freelances as Jim Hendersons assistant.
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A man who scores, rebounds , and steals ladies. He does not help his friends with ladies, hence no assists.
Hey do you know Pete, yeah that guy is a triple double no assist, hes always hogging the ladies, and he never tries to be a wing-man. Yeah, Pete's a dick.
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