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I ate a cat means that earlier you ate so much that you can't eat the current meal.
If you ate a big breakfast you might say I can't eat lunch, I ate a cat.
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Used to take an already impressive story or anecdote and crank it up to 11. Appended to the end of said tale as a means of making it even more unbelievable. Derived from one of the greatest Tim Horton's menu items of all time, the Bread Bowl, and its associated ad campaign, which involved a bystander overhearing that Tim Horton's chili or soup was so good, the orator subsequently eats the bowl it came in; the bystander of course not knowing the bowl itself was made of bread.
Guy A: "So what did you get up to last night?"
Guy B: "Dude! It was insane. I pounded back a 40 to myself, smoked a joint the size of a jiffy marker, puked, fell in the pool, and ended up sleeping with my buddy's mom."
Guy A: "Wow, that's the craziest shit I've ever hear..."
Guy B: "...and then I ate the bowl."
Guy A: "Fuck, do you have a church I can join?"
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When you fall, trip, or tumble hard with great force
Dude! I ate it hard after going off that jump!
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This is a popular phrase that people tend to use, it means that they are Proud/Cheering at you.
"Omg, she ate and left no crumbs"
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Having not taken full advantage of an opportunity, especially when the opportunity was rare and/or cherished.
John: "Did you notice that Derrick spent most of the time in Hawaii on Facebook?"
Steve: "Yeah, he really ate half of the asshole on that one"
John: "Excuse me?"
It's fairly self explainatory. It means you're beyond stupid.
I believe this phrase comes from the Texas backwoods.
Billy Bob tried to drink out of the sewer, therefore he's ate up with the dumbass.
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When a girl gives you head and deep throats it all to where there is nothing left.
I took that girl home from the bar last night and she ate the bones
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