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Going down on a female and then tucking her into bed
I gave her the ole’ Aussie Munch and Tuck last night
Buy a meat pie cook it and put mince in your girlfriend pussy and then knock her the fuck out. While she's knocked out put sauce in the pussy and eat it out. Then make sure to leave some in there and then fuck her while beating the living shit out of her with a metal baseball bat.
The Aussie meat pie is a good move on ur gf
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Getting your dick put by a few dozen spiders until dick is swollen and full of pus then fucking the tightest bootyhole so that all the bites burst puss in the victims tight little asshole
He gave me the the Aussie pimple buster when I bent down to get a pen
A famous group that contain too fat ugly girls and there two hot Australian daddy's named Felix and Chan
friend: omfg you should really check out the Aussie line there so hot except those two ugly fat bitches
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to kick out a hot, steamin' fresh brown monster
or as people from kentucky say "give back to the government"
Austrailian man to wife:
well that was a brillian dinna, i think its about time for me to "kick out an aussy"
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Becoming slow building wine drunk to where you wind up performing karaoke with strangers to songs you don’t remember.
“Holy shit, after you left I went full Aussie Karen.”
The game in which the mighty Brisbane Lions rule over all other teams!!!
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