Someone who is terrible at the game Fall Guys.
Spencer is such a blue avocado
Software or technology engineers that deploy changes without governance or change management; usually causing chaos for end users
The changes were deployed by an avocado engineer, our end users don't know where to click
When you go vegan for a month and have someone toss your salad while you fertilize their throat.
Going vegan isn't worth it unless you've got someone to give you an avocado steamboat
Famous for being way too fat and having 1 brain cell
See Also: Definitions for type 1 diabetes, obese, virgin, American, no self control and brain dead
Used to insult someone or to show your children what America looks like without leaving the comfort of your home. NIkocado Avocado is famous for his umm... unhealthy diet and eating way too much fast food.
The avocado cracker dong is a level five sex move, so assume you have consent. For this move you are going to need a fairly attractive a peeled avocado a one saltine cracker and of course youre penis.
first have the woman cock your head back and place the cracker in the woman's mouth
then you are going to climb a small ladder and absolutely slam the peeled avocado into the woman's mouth. Immediately after you slam said avocado into the woman mouth jump from the ladder with your erect cock and slam youre penis in said woman's mouth. If done correctly the friction between cock, mouth,cracker and avocados make the mans penis ejaculate with extreme force and blow all the avocado out the sides of her mouth.
yo im so horny but i wanna fuck in a creative way
well say no more i just saw a tut on how to do the avocado cracker ding dong.
stuffing semen and guacamole in to vagina
scotty is going to get a messy avocado creampie from those boy scouts