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I'm a DJ at a nightclub in Torquay, England. There's nothing more annoying than a Backseat DJ - the guy that comes up to your DJ Booth and goes "Mate, I don't like what you're playing - if you play insert random genre of music here the dancefloor will fill up!" or "Play something good" - tell you what, here's the decks and mixer, off you go if you think you can do better! ;)
Some backseat DJ was trying to tell me what to play all night - played what he asked for and the floor emptied!
When your parent or parents tell you what to clean as you're cleaning, which is completely unnecessary.
"John, don't forget to dust. Oh, while you're dusting, make sure you're getting the edges of the fan. And vacuum after you're done. And while you're vacuuming, get underneath the couch."
"For fuck's sake, mom, enough with the backseat cleaning!"
The obligatory vulgar banter that is initiated by the passengers of a car when one occupant engages in a phone call. Thought to have originated somewhere between late middle school and early high school.
Hey mom, yeah I promise to be home by 8
Oh Tommy, get your cock out of my ear!!! HAHAHA
No mom, I swear it's just Backseat Banter
Cock and Ball Sandwich!!! HAHAHA
I love you mom.
Where someone cheats on his girlfriend with another girl in the backseat of his dad's truck.
Backseat Ben is a bad ass!
A backseat changeup is what happens after a double date when you're all so drunk you get into the wrong car's back seat and fuck some dope you don't even know.
Jeff) Oh hey Bill, how did you and Caron like our double date last night?
Bill) I thought it was a lot of fun, I'm concerned that I pulled a backseat changeup with Betty though.
Jeff)
An acquaintance you keep around in case you lose your better friends.
Matt is gone overseas. Now is a good time to reconnect with James (backseat friend).
A skinny white guy in the back seat of a car. He must be wearing a yellow hoody that makes him favor a banana.
"I don't think I'll ever get used to having a banana in the backseat!"