Footscray barbecue

A method of conflict resolution in neighbourhood disputes, whereby the party who believes that they have been wronged over a minor misdemeanour, places a bag of dog faeces in the offending neighbour's mailbox, douses them with a half a cup of metho / 2 stroke fuel etc and sets them on fire.
(Relating to Footscray, a particularly rough / working class suburb in Melbourne, Australia.)

"Man! Kylie Minogue was so pissed, she went over to the other side of Ramsay Street and gave Jason Donovan a Footscray barbecue!"

barbecue watermelon jizz

barbecue watermelon jizz is the term for brollic black guys jizzing on white men/women

Dylan:Hey jamal, what are you doing?
Jamal:Not much just prepping my barbecue watermelon jizz
Cian: DYLAN LOOK OUT!
Dylan:Jamal! Why did you just Barbecue watermelon jizz are over me you silly nigger

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Barbecue wizard

Drinking challenge.
You drink your first can, then duck tape a new one ontop, repeat this process till your staff is one can heigher that you.
Rules: if you wander more than an arms distance away from your staff you have to untape it down it and attach a new one on. If you spill a single drop you have to untape it down it attach a new one and do a shot.
This challange is played over a barbecue.
When you complete your staff you have become the wizard.

We where doing the barbecue wizard last saturday and i was spilling the drink for the fun of it.

Twin Cam Barbecue

The act of cooking a barbecue using the heat of a car engine, usually a twin cam engine is used but the single cam barbecue is often just as effective

“F*cks sake the barbecue’s out of gas, how are we gonna cook dinner”

“Don’t worry mate I’ll just fire up the Twin Cam Barbecue”