Barking moonbat

Someone on the extreme edge of whatever their -ism happens to be.

(coined by Perry de Havilland)

"Definition of a 'barking moonbat': someone who sacrifices sanity for the sake of consistency"
-Adriana Cronin

Although the term (often rendered simply as 'Moonbat') is very popular with conservative and libertarian bloggers who appropriately use it to describe the Chomskyite Left, it was always intended as a much more ecumenical epithet and has been correctly used to describe certain paleo-conservative and paleo-libertarians views. (also see idiotarian).

Contrary to some speculation and entries on Wikipedia, Perry de Havilland has stated it was was not originally a play on the last name of George Monbiot, a columnist for The Guardian, as he was using the term long before he met or had even heard of Mr. Monbiot.

Lew Rockwell is a libertarian barking moonbat.

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barking squirrel

typically used as an excuse when someone farts

Jamie: did you just fart?
Damian: No, that was a barking squirrel

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dogs are barking

Translation: "My feet are tired."

I'm uncertain of its origin. I started hearing this phrase around 2002 or so from different people, then it was used by one of the soldiers in "Half Life: Opposing Force"

I originally took this to mean "I gotta take a DUMP!" But have been proven wrong , apparently. Nonetheless I still prefer my interpretation.

I gotta sit down...my dogs are barking!

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dog bark

Possibly explained as a punctuated Wolf Bite, the Dog Bark is a sweaty, chaffing ass crack's wake-up-fart. It's a well known fact that farting hurts, when you've got a Wolf Bite. Now you know that such a fart (in which every vibration and clap is felt like a slap on sunburn) is called a Dog Bark.

Damn, I knowed I shouldn'a ate them Crunch Wraps before I goed jogging. Them shits gave me the Dog Bark hard core, son.

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Rustymoan bark

When you are rusty and haven’t had sex in so long you bark intstead of moan.

Omg.... last night he made me rustymoan bark.

Barking at fish

Puking in a body of water, usually from drinking too much.

After the party, I ended up barking at fish as the sun rose over the ocean.

Barking at a knot

A useless or impossible task. Often a waste of ones time. Cowboy slang

The guy was barking at a knot when he was trying to hook up with that girl.

Or

Yer barking at a knot . There is not way you can take that stallion.