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When you ejaculate onto the photograph of your ex-girlfriend.
Man, I did a hate bate on my ex last night. Bitch got an eye full.
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When someone hides in a closet at a party and once two people stumble in the room and begin sexual intercourse, the person in the closet begins to masturbate and runs out of closet, cums on the female's back, and runs out of the room.
"I pulled the bate and run on Alex's new wife last night!"
"Haha nice man! How did that turn out for them?"
"They're getting a divorce."
"Worth it."
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"Dale tried pulling the ol' bate and run on Krysten last night, but it didn't turn out quite right."
"How so?"
"He miscalculated and came on Hank instead."
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When seeing an attractive person outside your window, you then proceed to pull down your pants and masturbate to that individual.
I was caught window bating when my mom saw me when she was talking to her hot friend.
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To celebrate by furiously masturbating.
I passed all of my final exams, time to cele-bate.
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A European designed batch-rag. The bate mate is well-known for its superior performance and long-term reliability compared to the conventional tube sock.
"When I was overseas I couldn't believe that guys were still batching into a tube sock! Get a fuckin bate mate buddy!"
"No matter how many times I batch in between washes, my bate mate never gets dry and crusty."
"Joe said his bate mate is like a ShamWow for jizz, I might have to get one."
"Cum, ladyjuice, Santorum, the bate mate can handle it!"
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The same as a date night without getting laid at the end.
After eating 2 lbs of chicken fingers for dinner, Harry was too tired to bang his wife, but he still masturbated in bed beside her. It was just another bate night.