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Battered Eskimo

An Eskimo female who's been covered in batter from a busted but.

The poor battered Eskimo is gonna be a shell of a human being if you keep taking her pussy. Not even a full shell, not even a half shell, really just a shattered mess.

by Solid Mantis August 28, 2018


Batter Rag

A rag/towel/article of clothing (usually from the dirty pile) that is used to clean up semen after masturbation.

My mom was disgusted to find my batter rag while doing his laundry.

by beerstudk February 8, 2010


Ball batter

Semen, cum, jizz, ball snot, splooge.

I covered my girl face with ball batter this morning.

by Taylor Ramsey March 30, 2018


Batter cake

When a group of people batter the fucking shit out of someone

oi mandem let's give that person a batter cake

by Bootleg Memeulous October 14, 2019


flu batter

The first load of cum you shoot after you've had the flu for two days.

Geof didn't kiss Heather but the flu batter he deposited in her got her sick anyway.

by Mr Crowley July 4, 2022


batter on the brain

When a male is thinking with his genitalia not clearly or logically. Baby batter (semen) clouds the thoughts in the brain.

Mate I can’t believe you slept with ***** you must have had batter on the brain

by MSDorset December 21, 2022


Switch Batter

meaning that someone swings both ways or the oppostite way of what their own gender is

"Gosh that dude is a switch batter"
"Dude hes been bi for 6 months now"

by bigfromALD January 15, 2010