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national humble a private school boy day

December 22nd is national humble a private school boy day. A day to humble a boy who went to private (most likely christian) school with an astronomical ego.

“hey it’s December 22nd
“so what”
“it’s national humble a private school boy day!”
“alright let’s open snap it’s time to make sure these boys don’t get out of line again”

by borgandonor December 21, 2022


Humble Honky

When a white person lower's their own self-value in a conversation as to avoid sounding superior, especially common in progressive countries/states.

Friend: "I hate it when my uncle says I can't talk to white people!"
Honky: "I totally empathize man, It's not my culture and I don't mean to impose my values or imply you are anything other than equal to all humans but it sounds unfair to you"
Friend: "Jesus slow down, Humble Honky"

by M1sterInternet January 20, 2023


Humble Drag

when someone combines a humble brag and a burn in the same post to simultaneously throw shade at a common enemy while “subtly” taking the time to show off.

“I just finished the entire bar $7000 bar prep course three weeks early - and they had the nerve to ask for a tip?! Fuck Corporations and tip culture.”

“Sick humble drag bro”

by Hunter Gemini July 2, 2023


Humble Dis

Disrespecting someone in a purposely subtle fashion, in attempt to discredit the person while maintaining your own reputation as a “good guy”.

“Great dinner you made for me and my friends , my love. It was quite good for being so simplistic and hastily prepared.”

“Did you hear Guy humble dis Lori after dinner? What a douche.”

by cplpeterson December 15, 2023


Humble Dis

Disrespecting someone in a purposely subtle fashion, in attempt to discredit the person while maintaining your own reputation as a “good guy”.

“Great dinner you made for me and my friends , my love. It was quite good for being so simplistic and hastily prepared.”

“Did you hear Guy humble dis Lori after dinner? What a douche.”

by cplpeterson December 15, 2023


The humble scale

Announcing that oneself is "humble" actually makes him/ her/ them less humble. The more that one self-proclaims "humility," the less humble that person is in reality. This is the essence of a "humble person," which is represented mathematically as follows:

Level of humble = 1 - self-proclaimed humble level

Mike: *calls himself "humblemike"*
Mike's friends: "Mike clearly isn't that humble. According to the humble scale, I think his humble level just dropped to 3%"

by neutralayelet October 7, 2019


humble trap

A hybrid of the humble brag and the thirst trap, the humble trap deploys the appearance of vulnerability and authenticity in social media posts as bait for romantic or sexual conquests.

Social media post: “I’ve been trying to learn how to put contacts in, but it’s hard because my eyelashes are so long.”

Commenter: “Ok, but why are you also shirtless in this video? Is this a humble trap?”

by Mons Vesuvius July 8, 2023