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The backside of any person, individual. The butt cheecks, the rear end, the caboose, the ass.
Person One: Look at the large toilet sitter on that bitch.
If the 'toilet sitter' of the person is some hot babe, then, "Awww, yeah, she could sit on me any day of the week."
If the 'toilet sitter' is from a larger heavyset woman, then, "(SPIT TAKE) HOLY SHIT, WHAT? (VOMIT.)
(Not just for females, but males as well.)
Only possible by a male, 'toiler snooker' is the occurence while defecating of hitting ones testicles with a stool which is curling around past the gooch; similar in action to that of a snooker cue on a ball.
"Why are you taking so long honey?"
"I'm playing toilet snooker darling!"
Something that has obviously been recklessly put together without skill. Usually the person responsible has no idea that their work is bad nor that they are sometimes viewed with contempt. People in all works of life are candidates.
Think:
1. Iceberg proportions of.
2. Floating aimlessly.
3. Large Toilet Bowl.
Customer: "You call that a design for a house ?"
Rubbish Impostor Architect: "Yes, this is my latest design !"
Customer: "It's Toilet Burger mate, sorry.."
Refers to when you have passed a bowel movement and left streaks in the toilet.
I spent all day toilet tagging the restrooms at the beach.
A material most often used to wipe one's anus clean of fecal matter, generally after one uses a restroom. Can be used for other purposes as well, almost all of which involve a liquid mess that needs to be removed through absorption. A common misconception is that toilet paper is sold on cardboard rolls. The material most people are thinking of in this case is in fact just smaller paper towels. Despite having identical functions to toilet paper, there is a clear distinction: Small paper towels are sold on rolls, toilet paper is sold in four volumes, each with the appearance of a regular book. And on each page of toilet paper can be found many words that were written by Stephanie Meyer.
The words are ignored by most and toilet paper is used for its intended purpose. Some have attempted to read them, though doing so is strongly advised against; no contributions to literature in any form are present. A group of the people who have read the words have developed an obsession with not only reading toilet paper, but with it's empty shells which they believe are characters. They can be witnessed arguing over which of these would make a more desirable boyfriend in real life, and for the other empty shells featured in toilet paper.
The people who do this are best dealt with through tolerance. They probably won't go away for a while. Just keep using it to wipe your ass, because it's much better for that than for reading.
Jimmy: Mom, can you hand me some toilet paper through the door? We ran out.
Mom: Sure Jimmy, will New Moon work?
Jimmy: I don't think that's enough, I'm probably gonna use up a whole Breaking Dawn after that crap.
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Farting and the like while sitting on the toilet desperate to dump, and dump well...
Tom: Yo, dude I just went to take a dump, but all that came out were farts and squeaks..
Steve: Ah, you were making the toilet music, dude.
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A colossally powerful fecal force directed into the toilet bowl. The toilet is at a loss to handle the influx of shit, and may either clog or require many flushes to clear.
Also may refer to the person channeling said force, whom is usually observed gripping nearby objects--or the toilet seat itself if nothing else will suffice--as the body struggles to maintain control as shit and soul are evacuated.
"Dude, I saw grip marks on your toilet seat, what the fuck happened?"
"Damn, Dan must have dropped another toilet punisher."
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