being stupid

the act of being stupid includes messing around sexually around you or your other friends with someone they all like, something that pisses you off to the extent of wanting to kill someone

guy 1: hey, are they being stupid

guy 2: yea all over the place

guy 1: they suck, hey when i get there we will just leave

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Being fat

Sitting around eating, watching tv, playing video games, messing around on the computer, and/or listening to music (if you aren't going to dance or move much).

"What'd you do all day?" "Oh I was just being fat."

"Did you start your essay yet?" "No, I'm being fat."

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supreme being

1. Being better than everyone else.
2. Loves to wear Supreme and is normally a Bape-hater.
3. Loves Supreme.
4. Better than everyone else practically
5. Everyone else wants to be one.

"Check out Ray's dope tee. He's such a supreme being!"

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Being a Tony

There are many ways to be a Tony. You must achieve several of the ways to actually attain TP "Tony" status. These ways are listed below: be emotionally unavailable, reject any love and/or affection, don't respond to text messages with more than 2 words, say you cannot commit to any plans, seduce women and then cut them off when they fall for you, hate animals, get girls to fold your laundry, listen to 80s hair bands, hate talking about feces and/or farts, and not get close to anyone

Girl: Hey Tony, wanna see a movie this weekend? Tony:Lady, I can't commit that far in advance. Girl: (awkwardly grabs Tony's hand) Tony: What the fuck are you doing?????? Girl: oh okay, you're just being a Tony

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being together

When one person in a relationship is too scared of commitment, so they use the term being together. It makes it easier if they break up.

We hookup all the time, but we only talked about being together

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lesser being

A lesser being is slang for a person who is a jerk and a person you care naught for.

Man, John is being such a lesser being today.

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Being A John

A john is someone who pretends to consume copious amounts of alcohol, and marijuana when in actuality not that much has been consumed. A john is known to overreact and fake being drunk and high as much as possible

After taking a sip of a natty lite

A guy Being A John: IM SO FUCKING DRUNK

Normal Person: Shut up

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