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A perk that makes you better
Ted: Omg! Howd you get so good???
Lexi: I have the Bf buff.
a little Italian bitch who keeps crying over cats lying in statues arms. thought "Abraham" was a Jewish god. Has a very cool and hot friend named "Eren".
"it's me, kokimis bf"
" i hat eyoy ''
"ok. I cooka da pizza since im italian haha fummy. Wanna go watch sad cat vids together"
on july 21st, u bang ur bf until he gets exhausted
kris: hey pookie its bang ur bf day
kuya: sighs……..
April 25th your other half side thing of friend with benefits has to send you nudes
Person 1 Today's is national send your bf nudes day
Person 2 sends nudes
14 of March is the day when you send your bf a sexy pic
Yoooo my girl just send me a sexy pic
Thats normal bro its national send your bf a sexy pic day
his names joseph and he’s the most cutest, nicest, sweetest, caring, smartest boy in the whole entire world and even tho he might not think it he’s the perfect bf.
Friends: joseph is farr from perfect
Me: no ur wrong in my eyes he will always be perfect
The definition of the perfect bf is my bf joseph the most perfect boy in the world, my monkey