Snake Blasting

A sexual partner brings a man to the brink of ejaculation, then he ejaculates all over them, wherever they see fit. Usually breasts, but can be ear, nose, even eyes!

Alphy snake blasted my breasts last night ❤️❤️

Did you hear about Alphy snake blasting his piece of ass last night? All over her tits apparently!

tinder blast

a reckless succession of right swipes intended as a shotgun approach to finding the evenings tinder fuck. A tinder blast usually results in a night of bad decisions and a morning of blocking undesirables.

Hey bro, sorry I ditched you last night. I tinder blasted my dignity away.

Blasted Idiot

Someone who acts stupid.

"You blasted idiot, what's wrong with you?!"

Baobab Blast

When a man goes without sex/masturbation for 3-10 years then has an explosion that would flood downtown Detroit.

Chris gave that cuban kid a Baobab Blast last night, and now he has to pay the city for the flood damage.

Dopamine Blast

A sudden feeling of joy brought on by dopamine being released in the brain. Its a sudden feeling of happiness caused by such things as shopping, doing well on a test, and smoking up. Any time you notice a sudden, positive mood alteration, you are experiencing a dopamine blast.

Kelsey: "I just got an A+ in orgo, dopamine blast!!!".

Nick: "What a nerd..."

Kelsey: "Whatever, someone needs to get off the haterade".

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GOTTA BLAST

The term in which someone has too ejaculate directly into someone's mouth. AND OR FLY AWAY IN A MOTHERFUCKING ROCKET.

Women:OH BABY THAT FEELS GREAT
MAN: GOTTA BLAST!!!!!

Girlfriend:Hey, do you wanna go too the mov-
Man: GOTTA BLAST!!!

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Gotta Blast

Often used as an excuse to leave a situation/event. The phrase is also used when someone slides in the DM's

1)"So, Bertha, how about those grades. I heard that report cards are out. Let me see them...now."
"Oops, Gotta Blast"

2) "Alright class, turn in your essay discussing what we read so far. Wait, Bloodrayne where's yours"
"Uh...Gotta Blast!"

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