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Spending too much time and effort trying to get the infrared-activated sink to turn on. Up, down, left, right, repeat.
Man, the sink in the men’s room is awful. I just spent about 5 minutes blessing the sink.
A ritualistic sexual act that must be performed on the altar of a newly built church, in order to enhance the abilities of young maidens who choose the path of Thothood. The ritual involves the maiden getting spanked on the forehead, followed by the bellybutton D poke... For the ritual to be complete, violent cumshots need to go in both of the maiden's ears (The right ear first), cumshots that will sacrifie her sense of hearing permanently so that her full potential can be unleashed without ever having to hear what others think about it...
The ancient Thottery Thotem sais that in order to have a chance to become one of the legendary Thots, you have to perfectly syncronise the final act of Satan's Blessing with the 6th sound the church's bell makes, when announcing the 6th hour of the 6th day of the 6th month...
One word prayer said when you are thankful for someone else's swagger.
She turned around in that beautiful black dress and I had no choice but to swag bless. Then Alex threw up all over her shoes but she was cool with it cause it was food poisoning.
when you are high on drugs and people look at you and laugh at you.
"haha mike just got back and he's looking pretty sound and blessed."
Kerbstone-shaped imprint left in a forehead after the quick lie-down necessitated by 14 or so pints of Bulmers (or equivalent). A souvenir of a trip down amnesia lane.
Now, Father, dere's a half-crown for de church roof and a bag o' frozen peas for dat gutter-blessing ye have dere.
When you running red lights with the bois like bad asses
Phil ay Alec watch this bless up ... runs red like gets away like a bad ass
When the ass is so big, it HAS to be from God himself
Damn! Did you see Kaitlynn today? She's booty blessed!!!!
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