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When you're on your ruble swag and you notice some guap cake and get excited, but it's actually just trash.
Chris wanted to hook up with that chick at the party, but sadly realized that she was only in to russian men and bmw's. What a popup blocker!
Person 1: Hey man is that megan fox. I can't really see it clearly from over here.
Person 2: Oh, dat thing! Nah, it's my old grandma.
Person 1: That's such a popup blocker!
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Deliberately cutting out (cropping) someone from a memorable moment captured on camera with intent to absorb all the glory and admiration of the photo taken with an attractive/famous person of the opposite sex. This calculated act of cruelty can lead to anxiety, depression, rage, disappointment, and most of all revenge! (Also known as photo sabotage)
When your seemingly best friend crops your face off while posting a picture of the two of you with Dan Auerbach of the Black Keys to make it appear that she had him all to himself for the money shot. You anxiously await for the posting on a popular social networking site only to realize that your bff is nothing but an evil crop blocker! She has taken you out!
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a spiffy program that prevents popups from interfering with your web surfing
Those popup ads used to take over my browser all the time, but then I downloaded a popup blocker and they never bothered me again!
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On most occasions, someone who, at a party, infiltrates a room where a couple is obviously trying to spend some time "alone". There's different variations of this type of character. Most of the time, an Undercover Blocker pretends to be asleep in the same room in order to be witness to teen-age sexual acts. Other times they often come in and out of rooms hoping to catch someone in the act. Any door that is unlocked is usually fair game for the Undercover Blocker.
Jon: Did Nick seriously pass out in that room?
Mike: I don't know man, I think he's just pretending in order to see that chick naked, or join in. No idea what his intentions are, man.
Jon: Wow, another Undercover Block. Nick is the freaking man.
Jeff: Dude, I just heard Jenny and Bob talk about going upstairs and making out in the bathroom. Wtf?!
Ian: Wow...Looks like I'm gonna have to go undercover tonight.
Jeff: What do you mean?
Ian: Undercover blocker... I'm going to go take a shit so they can't come in. Extra stank.
Jeff: Fucking genius.
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A person or thing that obstructs one's view of a point of interest, particularly the view of something sensational or astonishing.
"Hey, down in front! That dude is such a gawk blocker."
"Did you see that chick's rack?" "No my girlfriend was in the way. She's a total gawk blocker."
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A person who engages in the act of blocking another person, often an alcoholic, from his beer.
Prentice called Chris a beer-blocker after Chris intercepted his attempt to to sneak a beer at nine am.
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a person who interrupts a focused conversation between people with an off-topic/less important subject
i was discussing the monthly sales figures with my supervisor prior to the company meeting, when the CEO came up and started talking about his golf plans this weekend. What a talk-blocker!
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