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Whilst a man is recieving a BJ, he crosses his legs behind his partners head, forcing her to take all his manhood and locking her head in position. Once the legs are locked he then proceeds into a 'death-roll', rolling from side to side until he finishes.
For the females part, she is to try and say "Crikey, He's cumming right for us" in an Austrlian Accent, whilst gagging on his manhood
Alex: last night a gave Kris a Crocodile Blow-Job!
Charles: But did she say "Crikey!"
Alex: i'm not sure with all the gagging!
Charles: Steve Irwin would be proud!
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the face Renée Zellweger shows sometimes. It's when you scrunch your face and lips up like your giving a blow job.
person 1: "Nice "Blow Job Face".
person 2: "fuck off!"
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when two straight male friends are bored and one gives the other a blow job
Bob: hey dude i am so bored
Joe: ya me too
Bob:want me to give you a buddy blow job?
Joe: sure man
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a proper blow job without using your teeth.
dude i got the toothless blow job last night and it was amazing.
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when you have XXX strong mints they are great for the man whos recieving head.
aww mate! you go any BJM's? {blow job mints}
its like getting head in your mouth ;)
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Receiving felatio in which the girl fileting is topless. In a situation where a girl is unattractive but has a nice rack you would receive a topless blow job. The best way to get a topless blow job or tbj , is when the girl is going down on you, yank the back bottom of her shirt over her head like you are in a hockey fight then proceed w/ the tbj.
Guy 1: Would you bang that girl?
Guy 2: She is kind of ugly and has a bit of a gut. But she has a great rack! I'll take a topless blow job.
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When a girl gives you head you grab the back of her head and thrust back and forth as hard as possible causing a bloody nose. It is preferable to have a beer gut.
Stan gave his girlfriend an angry blow job on his birthday.
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