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Getting a blowjob while taking a shit in an outhouse.
As the banjo music drifted through the air, Jethro relaxed and enjoyed his country blumpkin.
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receiving head while on the shitter and drinking a beer.
Dave received a beer blumpkin @ the bar last night.
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The act of eating 6 extremely hot buffalo wings, taking an extremely steamy hot shit, while a woman performs a blow jay on your dick.
that chick gave the best blazin' blumpkin
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A country blumpkin is similar to the well known, but more boring, blumpkin except it takes place anywhere outside. The act is receiving a blowjob while dropping a deuce with the added bonus of enjoying the great outdoors. The quintessential country blumpkin would involve a cousin and a corn field.
Man, last night I got that best country blumpkin out in the corn fields.
When a chick is giving a dude a blumpkin, and she vomits on his cock due to the smell, and the continues with blumpkin.
That drunk chick last night decided she wanted to suck my cock while I was taking a shit, and she couldn't take the smell and ended up giving me a chunky blumpkin.
Simultaneously eating a pastrami sandwich, while getting a blowjob, while taking a dump.
I was was so startled when Scott and Julie walked in on my blumpkin on rye, that I almost dropped my pastrami sandwich. All I could think of was to ask them to go get me some mustard.
When you recieve a "run of the mill" blumpkin, however, you end it by forcing the givers head into the toilet bowl on which you sit, shoving their face into your fecal matter...
"She gave me a dunkin blumpkin, and her face was covered in shit!"
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