Lesbian Dad-bod

1)The "Lesbian Dad-bod" is a Female body type that is not quite as pronounced as the typical Dad-bod as they let themselves get a bit overweight, it has more to do with the appearance of a strong parental figure with a tank-top, jeans, boots, and the all important BELT that will threaten your butt if you don't do as she demands.

ex) Shaela - "Woah, Becky has got that Lesbian Dad-bod , she has that spank me, peg me, and order me to clean my bedroom vibe that satisfies both my mommy and daddy issues and needs in a forever relationship."

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Golden Spartan Bod

To have the immaculate body that is only matched by those of Spartans as seen in the movie 300. Basically to be very ripped.

I don't have the GSB (Golden Spartan Bod) like Sergio he works out so much i wish i could be like him so the girls would oggle over me

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fanny pack bod

A body that is so sexy it still looks good with a fanny pack on it

I'm gonna go work on my fanny pack bod.

"Damn I want some of that ass."
"Seriously?? That guy's wearing a fanny pack."
"So what? He's gotta fanny pack bod."

c-bod

children of bodom when youre cool

ohmg1! i just saw c-bod live w/ d-tranq and c corpse!!won

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Anime Mom Bod

One of the best compliments that you can say to a woman.

Ayo, broski! Jane’s got that Anime mom bod, fr *bites lip gently*

Acoustic Guitar Bod

A body type in between beach bod and eating Fritos. A sort of semi fat hourglass shape.

“She has an hour glass shape but she is a bit heavy.”
“Yeah she has the acoustic guitar bod.”

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Rice crispy bod

A body acquired by eating rice crispy treats in Lou of a meal.

Friend: Daaayuuum she's got a great rice crispy bod
Friend 2: yea she eats rice crispies for breakfast.