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When you own someone so hard, they have to give you their bogans.
When Bill woke up from a hard night of boozing, he found out his friends smoked all of his cigs. Then he looked around for his bogans. After ten minutes he asked his friends if they had seen them(who obviously had, and smoked them all); and all of his friends said, "GET DID FOR YOUR BOGANS!!!!"
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Boganicism refers to the 1. ideologies(error intended) an ideology held by groups of people within the genus of Bogannus Vulgarus, otherwise known as Bogan. Many bogans do not hold to any particular ideals, or in fact have many ideas which do not 2. involve the following: food, VB, sexual intercourse, sleep.
Those that do manage to stretch their cerebrum to the limit hold 3. opinions otherwise known as 'opinins' concurrent with bogan celebrations like 'Straya Day'. Straya Day involves the celebration of all things Strayan. Strutting around drunkenly bellowing the Strayan National Anthem, and buying Strayan flags that are made in China and tucking them down the back of low-slung shorts with half a metre of undergarment revealed above are common forms of expressing this particular ideology. 4. Fear of all things not bogan seems to feature strongly within the bogan ideology. They distrust anything or anyone who is not them. And boats, they do not like boats at all, though they find it particularly difficult to articulate why exactly. Nor do they appear to like natives, however this appears to be because they think that natives receive more unemployment benefits than they do, and not for any other less self-serving reason. They often have a particular fondness for the Southern Cross flag, though they are not sure what the five white blobs on it are, nor can they tell you why they like it, other than they 'jus' like it, that's wot'.
Boganicism, Bogannus Vulgarus, Bogan, Boganism.
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Broken glass thrown by a bogan, most often from a car, onto the footpath (sidewalk), bicycle lane or road.
My dog got some bogan glass stuck in his paw. Bogan cunts.
A description for when the roof lining of said bogans commy ( commodore, automobile), or car of choice starts to fall away and sag, to the point of draping over the car driver or other occupants like a wide hat, or sombrero
Yeah mate watch your head as you get in the car, the roof’s sagging and I can’t afford to fix it until dole week. No worries mate, ive always wanted to wear a bogan sombrero
The pattern left on a lawn after a dead project car is resurrected or sold. Normally dirt in the middle with longer grass around the outside where the mower can’t reach.
“Did you see the Bogan Crop Circle on Neil’s lawn? Looks like he sold the piece of shit."
Hard working respectful aussie that love cars ,Aussie culture and partying hard but still has a mouthful of teeth
Oy c@£ts, wazza is working late but he will meet us later in town to get on it .bluecollar bogan
The signs Of a bogan is someone who drinks Jim beam cans