Boiled Egg

Someone who smells like Guerren Bass (really bad).

You are a Boiled Egg!

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Boiling Betsy

The act tying a women to a spit over a pot of boiling water and inserting a semi-melted dildo into her vagnal cavity

Slime Daddy just gave Rachel a boiling betsy and she's in the hospital for a month now.

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Boiled Owl

Slang term referring to women aged 65+. Generally used after
the "Silver Back" stage. So called due to the prominence of
wrinkles resembling an owl which has been boiled. Still doable.

So, the timeline is:

Cougar (40-50), Silver Back (50-65), Boiled Owl (65+)

I'd do her even though she's a boiled owl.

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bag boil

A boil or zit on your scrotum

"Harry did you see Terry's bag boil?" "Yeah he should really pop that thing!"

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lance a boil

to squeeze an obnoxious person out of your circle of friends or away from yourself

She's getting on my nerves. I'm going to "lance a boil."
He's is an attention-seeker. It's time to "lance a boil."
You're making me want to "lance a boil."

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Boiling Noodles

The term used to describe the act of urinating in the midst of extreme dehydration. The strong odor that emanates from the toilet bowl is tantamount to the smell of hot starchy pasta water.

After walking 11 miles home in the NYC Blackout of August 2003, my boyfriend was boiling noodles in the dark.

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Beef Boiling

1) What Rafe does.

2) The mother of all chionging brittons.

3) The act of stirring beef broth with your dick.

1) Oh baby.

2) See chiong.

3) See broth (Beef Boiling).

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