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When a slightly off egg, causing no gastric discomfort, instead gives the sufferer a pain in the bollocks.
"I regret eating those 12 eggs for breakfast, now I've got terrible egg bollock"
When a gentlemen's trousers are pulled up so high he creates the equivalent of a female camel toe.
Steve's bollock toe was perfectly formed this evening. His trousers were up to his waist!
A bollock wallet is the skin that you have around bollocks unless youve got a clunge obviously. also known as ballbag, scrotum, sack, ham pouch.
"Fuk me, i shaved my bollock wallet last nite m8 n its itchin like fuck... never again dave "
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A crude contraction of Scot and bollocks; a term used to express the negative excitement of potentially seeing the unattractive scrotum of a kilt-wearer.
Is that Scottish Stag-Do getting on our party barge? Oh, sc-bollocks!
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one who has a face like a mans testi sack / scrotum.
Oi, bollock face your face looks like a bollock!!!
dave, you bollock face......
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the act upon which a testicle dramatically falls from ones pants into full view.
**often occurs when wearing short shorts**
"aw shit, Clive's wearing short shorts again, cheeky bollock fo sho!"
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A slang term to describe a male who has been caught in the act of cross dressing.
Also a term for a she-male, transexuals etc who regularly wear women's underwear.
"Look, if it ain't Betty Bollocks, the cross-dressing freak from number 24!"
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