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When you get out the bath and your nads are dangling and dripping wet, then you thrust back and forth and the bollocks slap on the anus and tummy.
Standing naked, legs slightly apart, balls dangling and thrusting. Bollocks slap against the tummy and the arse simutaneously. Bollock Slap.
When a slightly off egg, causing no gastric discomfort, instead gives the sufferer a pain in the bollocks.
"I regret eating those 12 eggs for breakfast, now I've got terrible egg bollock"
A bollock wallet is the skin that you have around bollocks unless youve got a clunge obviously. also known as ballbag, scrotum, sack, ham pouch.
"Fuk me, i shaved my bollock wallet last nite m8 n its itchin like fuck... never again dave "
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A crude contraction of Scot and bollocks; a term used to express the negative excitement of potentially seeing the unattractive scrotum of a kilt-wearer.
Is that Scottish Stag-Do getting on our party barge? Oh, sc-bollocks!
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one who has a face like a mans testi sack / scrotum.
Oi, bollock face your face looks like a bollock!!!
dave, you bollock face......
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the act upon which a testicle dramatically falls from ones pants into full view.
**often occurs when wearing short shorts**
"aw shit, Clive's wearing short shorts again, cheeky bollock fo sho!"
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A slang term to describe a male who has been caught in the act of cross dressing.
Also a term for a she-male, transexuals etc who regularly wear women's underwear.
"Look, if it ain't Betty Bollocks, the cross-dressing freak from number 24!"
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